Why I love this university, and never ever want to leave: Last night, I went to Top B. Top B is a...

posted 14 January 2003
Why I love this university, and never ever want to leave:
Last night, I went to Top B. Top B is a free-entry night at the students' union, 5 minutes' walk from my house. It plays cheesy pop, my favourite music to dance to, and the venue features half a dozen easily-accessible vending machines, so my drinks cost 60p each and there's no waiting. And all of that is fabulous, but that's not the reason I never want to leave. Last night, as I was walking home from top B, a car full of girls obviously also just leaving Top B was emerging from one of the car parks. As the car drove past me, the girls inside noticed, and slowed down.

And, with every sign of sincerity, burst into applause.

I'm never going to leave. You can't make me.
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