Meanwhile, SARS panic continues to spread significantly faster than the disease itself, getting totally out of hand, although I have to say I think Toronto's complaints are unjustified given that the rest of the world put travel bans on Hong Kong and other places long before they had as many as 200 cases.
Personally, I'm unsure about whether to worry or not. It's not a nice disease, certainly, and they don't really know how to stop it, yet. It also seems to be spreading quite easily even in cities like HK that are trying really hard to stop it. And people say the death rate is "only" 5%, like that's supposed to make me feel better. 5% is also a conservative estimate of the percentage of homosexuals in the population: 1 in 20. And there are loads of gay people; therefore, 5% is a lot of deaths! So I'll stay scared for the moment, I think.
And for lighter entertainment, will the real Saddam Hussein please stand up?
Warning for the brain dead: these links are, obviously, not safe for work. They go to porn video stores. That really wouldn't look good.
Update: And since you keep asking, I found the site by typing weapons of ass destruction into Google, okay? Because I wondered if anybody had actually made the video, because it was mentioned as a joke in the Onion a while back. No really. I don't browse these sites for fun. What do you think I am, straight? Speculation along the same lines has also led Rob to point out Shaving Ryan's Privates, and Gone in 69 Seconds, starring the excellently-named Johnny Packwood and Johnny Thrust, and which features the following excellent "plot" synopsis:
A latex clad female car theft ing terrorizes the city of Los Angeles. Led by their kinky latex loving master, Malakai, the women are complete and willing sexual slaves who will do anything for his love.Have these people no shame at all? Oh, wait, they're B-list porn stars. I forgot.