I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to
If I'd stop lying
I'd just disappoint you
Nothing sums up my feelings recently better than that single line.
* Of course, when I say "MTV", I mean "an unspecified music television channel" since the original MTV, as we all know, is now Cribs TV.
Meanwhile, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys, so avast and embarrass yourselves talking like idiots all day. Arrrr.