Please say this is a joke...
The Segway company is recalling all of its products because when the batteries run down -- unsurprisingly, in retrospect -- you fall off and hurt yourself. All the Segways, I hear you ask? Yep, all of 'em, including the test models and the commercial ones used by the postal carriers. How many does that come to?
So, sales been a little slow then huh?
* Surprisingly, not a joke about the Californian election.