Dear Residents of Tooting,
- Guy Fawkes' day
- Early Christmas
- Even earlier New Year
- Ludicrously late 4th of July
I appreciate that this is a joyous time and you wish to celebrate it. However, do you think there's some way you could consolidate all your religious, political and/or pagan festivals into a single, large fireworks display, rather than the current strategy of letting off fireworks continuously from late October until early January?
I'm sure this arrangement would make for a much more impressive display and also, importantly, allow me to get to sleep before 3am any night before February 2005.
* NB: I know it's pronounced Diwali; this is the Trinidadian spelling.