If you're not just sitting around waiting for your face to stop hurting, you should probably only do one or two of these.
Firstly, the 2-Variable Intuition Test claims that not only am I not exceptionally smart, I'm a fuzzy-feeling hippie. Stupid test! What does it know? Just 'cause I can pick out the dumb suicide girl.
55% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The What type of man turns you on test is entirely unsurprising.
You scored 35% masculine, 47% athletic, 36% exotic, and 62% refined!
|You like a man that looks like you can bring him home to mama. Clean, toned (but not over the top) and not the macho type. A genuine nice guy.....like Orlando Bloom. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!|
Apparently I also talk really pretty, according to the Commonly Confused Words Test, which did something to rebuild my self esteem after finding out I'm a hippie two test earlier.
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert!
|You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!|
And according to the The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test I am not a geek but a nerd, but at least I'm the "modern, cool" kind.
Modern, Cool Nerd
60 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 21% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.
Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
The Quick & Painless Enneagram Test claims that I'm a "Type Three", and has lots to say about that...
you chose AZ - your Enneagram type is THREE.
"I need to succeed"
Achievers are energetic, optimistic, self-assured, and goal oriented.
How to Get Along with Me
What I Like About Being a Three
What's Hard About Being a Three
Threes as Children Often
Threes as Parents
That's all for now...