Mayor Boris Johnson

posted 02 May 2008, updated 02 May 2008

Dear god London, I leave you alone for 5 minutes and this is what you go and do! Don't make me come over there. (Seriously, don't. I'm having fun over here.)

On the plus side, it will reduce the number of cracks about Arnold Schwarzenegger I get. At least he used to run a successful business.