Oh, and just in case you were wondering if there really was someone tasteless and sleazy enough,...
Warning for the brain dead: these links are, obviously, not safe for work. They go to porn video stores. That really wouldn't look good.
Update: And since you keep asking, I found the site by typing weapons of ass destruction into Google, okay? Because I wondered if anybody had actually made the video, because it was mentioned as a joke in the Onion a while back. No really. I don't browse these sites for fun. What do you think I am, straight? Speculation along the same lines has also led Rob to point out Shaving Ryan's Privates, and Gone in 69 Seconds, starring the excellently-named Johnny Packwood and Johnny Thrust, and which features the following excellent "plot" synopsis:
A latex clad female car theft ing terrorizes the city of Los Angeles. Led by their kinky latex loving master, Malakai, the women are complete and willing sexual slaves who will do anything for his love.Have these people no shame at all? Oh, wait, they're B-list porn stars. I forgot.