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For my next trick, folks, I will be writing...
Perl! It's an evening of entertainment -- for the whole family!

LAUGH as I totally fail to remember how to call member functions!

THRILL watching me waste hours tracking down a bug that turns out to be a spelling error in the function name!

CRY as my boss looks over my shoulder to help discover why my code isn't working and notices I've commented out the vital line!

Yes, the excitement never ends at Wide Area Communications.