September 12th is officially "take the piss out of September 11th" day. So share their pain as...

September 12th is officially "take the piss out of September 11th" day. So share their pain as crack whores remember 9-11, and other people share their inappropriate 9-11 behaviour.
Also, I recommend everybody check out IWantOneOfThose (but don't buy anything, because this is where I'm buying everyone's Christmas presents from now on). Amuse yourself with the pocket torch ("gets hot enough to cut metal"; "customers who bought this item also bought... fake eyebrows, beer"), or splash out on your own L39 fighter jet, a steal at £150,000! ("Customers who bought this item also bought... large areas of Kazakhstan"). You could also get this really neat tiny digital camera, but I prefer this one, and have accordingly asked for it as a birthday present from my darling brothers, who surely know better than to disappoint me.