Old lady gets weepy, nation goes apeshit with in-depth analysis of what might have made the Queen...

Old lady gets weepy, nation goes apeshit with in-depth analysis of what might have made the Queen cry. Was it family strife? The male rape allegations? A nation waits, apparently. Hello, Britain, could we have some perspective please? Maybe she had something in her eye! She's an old lady! Maybe her tear ducts are a little leaky! Maybe a corgi died this morning! Lighten up! (Says the man who's just used five exclamation marks in a row). Meanwhile, who'd like some more terrorist attacks by people angered by unilateral aggression?
Thought so.