I love the Weekly World News. Stories this week (all exclamation marks theirs): The sun will...

posted 19 September 2002
I love the Weekly World News. Stories this week (all exclamation marks theirs):
  • The sun will explode in 6 years! (it's overheating, naturally)
  • Hitler clone turns 7! (his parents hope he'll become an artist instead of an evil dictator)
  • Bar codes for your forehead! (it will help win the war on terror, and make paying for goods a snap! Great!)
  • Aliens capture secret NASA moon base! ("The closest I can describe them is they look like ... a clump of reeds, but with a giant head surrounded by a cloud of steam.")

    Investigative journalism at its finest, I think you'll agree. Also, remember how I said Python was a great language? Well, now you can play DDR on your PC using this Python DDR clone. Amazing. If that doesn't appeal, you can read this review of The Scorpion King ("wows audiences, repressed homosexuals").
    And I know I'm laying it on kinda thick today, but you should really find the time to read Ridiculopathy, including such classic headlines as "Terror suspects cleared; remain foreign-looking" and "The foreign guy did it".
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    Microsoft TNEF file decoder

    posted 19 September 2002
    This page lets you unpack them. I love the Internet.
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