I recently downloaded an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It was funny and cringeworthy in roughly equal parts, but Jai Rodriguez is clearly hot, and clearly embarrassed to be a part of the show, probably even more so now that it's a hit. Meanwhile, Google will show you the range of Queer Eye spin-offs ("black eye for the white guy", "pimp eye for the plain guy", "l33t eye for the newbie guy", "crazed eye for the sane guy", etc. ad nauseam).

Oh, and Matthew is having a baby. Good lord but that man is funny. Or maybe it's just that having babies is inherently funny? More research is required. Toby, I'm looking at you here...

Also in the news today: the world's most famous muppets team up with the world's most famous puppet to sell American Values™ to the world.