You can't hide from the Google

posted 19 March 2004

Read Rainbow Villa? Ever wondered what he looks like? Well then, here's John of Rainbow Villa's Gaydar profile. It has to be him -- age, location, educational status all match up, not to mention a strong interest in musical theatre. And he provides more salacious details than he does on his official about page on Rainbow Villa. To whit:

Fetishes: Armpits, Body Hair, Cut, Denim, Jocks, Muscle, Nipples, Piercing, Socks, Speedos, Sportswear, Tattoos, Trainers/Sneakers, Uncut, Underwear
Types I Like: Bears, Builders, Firemen, Footballers, Geeks, Labourers, Muscle Men, Policemen, Preppies, Punks, Rugby Players, Short Guys
It's just too, too funny. I feel a bit of a dick doing this, but really, just google for jczelyph (the domain name of Rainbow Villa) and up he comes on the last page of results. I don't really have anything against him (well, okay, he's a little annoying sometimes, but hey, I could just stop reading his site, right?). This is being done more in the spirit of sharing otherwise hidden information: there's nothing he could find particulary embarrassing on his profile, he posted it all himself! And really, if he wanted to protect his identity, he could have taken the bloody thing down.

I dunno about you, but I pictured him being blonde, and thinner (not that he's fat -- I just pictured a stick thin scene queen).

Update: John has got in touch, and doesn't seem to mind me linking the two profiles. However, he says his tastes have changed, so he's changed the profile. I'm leaving the original here, but click on through to see his more recent stuff :-)

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20 Random Songs

posted 19 March 2004

It's a silly meme, but I'm sort of embarrassed about semi-outing John, so I thought I'd post these: 20 random songs, selected from my entire MP3 collection. Officially the list should be 10 songs, but I really wanted to drown out some of the more embarrassing ones. I also cut duplicate artists (WinAmp's random function apparently sucks) and songs I'd not actually heard before, since they give no account of my taste :-)

  1. Kelis - Milkshake (yay!)
  2. Linkin Park - A place for my head (okay)
  3. Queen - We will rock you (going well so far!)
  4. Phil Collins - Burn down the mission (d'oh!)
  5. Britney Spears - Toxic (not ashamed at all)
  6. Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix - Moonlight Shadow (what, nobody else found the songs were catchy?)
  7. The Beatles - Baby you're a rich man (I have their back catalog)
  8. Bill Clinton - If you wanna be my intern (do parodies count?)
  9. N-Trance feat. Rod Stewart - Do ya think I'm sexy (damn you, Now 47!)
  10. Marilyn Manson - Lamb of god (from the crappy Holy Wood album)
  11. Magnetic Fields - Fido, your leash is too long (at last! some credibility!)
  12. Alicia Keys - Fallin' (overplayed)
  13. Los del Rio - Macarena (it was good!)
  14. Wyclef Jean - Guantanamera (excellent)
  15. Semisonic - Secret smile (he's so cute)
  16. Bon Jovi - Livin' on a prayer (double d'oh!)
  17. Ben Folds Five - Give me my money back (hee hee)
  18. George Michael - The strangest thing (love him)
  19. Fiona Apple - When the pawn (she's so good)
  20. Gareth Gates - Spirit in the Sky (falling at the final hurdle)

(Inspired in this case by The Republic of T, but first seen by me on Karinski)

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