Resign, Rumsfeld

posted 22 September 2004

In continuing evidence that the US administration is in fact run by completely fucking crazy psychos, on September 10th Donald Rumsfeld audibly equated Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, twice in the same 20 minute period:

"The leader of the opposition Northern Alliance, Masood, lay dead, his murder ordered by Saddam Hussein, by Osama bin Laden, Taliban's co-conspirator..."
and then
"Saddam Hussein, if he's alive, is spending a whale of a lot of time trying to not get caught. And we've not seen him on a video since 2001..."

Forget the oil conspiracy, forget the Iranian spy who fed us fake evidence, forget the Bush family's urge to finish what they started in the Gulf War. The reason we went after Saddam instead of Osama may in reality be that these idiots can't tell the difference between the two.

"Oh, that's Afghanistan? So what have we been invading? Oh, damn."

At least the conspiracy theories made sense...

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