Yesterday's blogging absence was me travelling 6,000 miles. It's dark and it's thirty degrees colder and the tube smells like shit, and I mean actual shit.

On the other hand, I have my double monitors back and ah! sweet, blessed broadband. The first world does have some benefits. Popstarz anyone?

P.S. Could everyone please calm the fuck down over Prince Harry? It was a costume in poor taste. Find something more important to talk about.

Oh, and I scored 48 in the systematizing quotient test. From the test:

You have an above average ability for analysing and exploring a system. On average women score about 24 and men score about 30. Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high functioning autism score between 40-50

Oops. I'm borderline Asperger's, apparently. Or even not very borderline. I'm sure I was just answering with knowledge of the test though, so let's try the empathy quotient test instead:

26. D'oh!

You have a lower than average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20,. On average, most women score about 47 and most men about 42

Would some of you do this test and reassure me that it's a silly test, and I'm not really some hideous freak of nature?