Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I am merely offline; I realise it looks like much the same thing from the perspective of you all, dear readers. But my welcome pack has been dispatched, according to the wonderful people at Be Broadband, so inside of the next 5 days I should have wonderful high-speed Internet going on. Woo!

In the meantime, there will be a significant shortage of content, as this particular post is costing me 50p per MB...