Better than U



Now I'm not one to blow my own horn
And I'm not prone to invention
But I know you and you know me
And there's one thing I have to mention

I'm better than U
I'm bigger and I'm faster
And I'm better than U
As you can see
I'm better than U
And I'm cuter and I'm smarter
I'm better than U
And I'll always be

People tell me it's not good to boast
And I should take pride in my modesty
But stick up for yourself or they'll walk all over you
Before I shut up I want the world to see

That I'm better then you
I'm thinner and I'm taller
I'm better than you
Anyone can see
That I'm better than you
You're a loser I'm a chooser
You're a beggar to me
And you'll always be

Now I'm not perfect don't get me wrong
I'm not being blinded by vanity
But there's an obvious fact lying under this song
That you're nowhere near perfect as me

Yeah I'm better than you
I'm the top of the table
I'm better than you
Best that I can be
I'm better than you
So kiss my ass while you're able
‘Cause it's better than yours
So a kiss ain't free.

I'm better than U
I'm longer and I'm stronger
And I'm better than U
As you can see
I'm better than U
I'm an e-mail to your letter
I'm better than U
And I'll always be

Now I'm not trying to spoil your party
Don't get depressed on account of me
It's obvious that we're all in here together
That's an evident reason to sing with me:

We're better than them
We're smarter and we're faster
We're better than them
Anyone can see
We're better than them
We're the best thing ever
We're better than them
And we'll always be

They don't understand just how it works
We all belong right here at the top
The rest of the world is a bunch of jerks
We're the cream of the crop, now 1-2-3:

We're better than them
We're the top of table
We're better than them
The best we can be
We're better than them
And you know that's not a fable
We're better than them
And we'll always be!

We're better than them
We're a pitbull to their setter
We're better than them
The best we can be
We're better than them
And we're all in this together
We're better than them
And we'll always be!