I've been browsing design sites -- too many to list -- and playing with a nifty RSS reader, FeedReader, which helps a lot when you compulsively reload websites like I do. But this made me laugh:

The sum of all human knowledge at your fingertips,
and you're searching for "Britney Spears".

(From the excellent REbranding)

I've also been watching a lot of Daria recently (found all five seasons on SuprNova, bless 'em). Some great quotes:

Daria: You were trying to buy my influence with a date?
Quinn: That's how we do it in America, comrade.