The first episode of the new Doctor Who series has been leaked. You heard it here, er, second, after the BBC itself publicized the leak. Publicizing the theft of their own property is sure to increase the number of people who get a copy, and yet they don't sound very pissed off about it, leading me to form my own theories about who was responsible for the leak.

Now go away, you're using bandwidth that could be better applied to receiving an advance preview of the latest in phone-box form-factor time travel technology.