I can't believe FARK reported this story as real. Yes, diving humour can be funny, folks: you heard it here first. Today I have also read about a Buddhist cult that worships a spaceship and found out how many people are online in the world (more than I thought). Some of those people are of course insane, which explains sites trying to prove that dragons really exist. Unrelatedly, in Salem, New Jersey, friends don't let friends drive drunk. Because they could get 15-20 years in prison if they do.
Today I've finally managed to write some Java, even if it did take me an age to sort out my classpath and understand Java packages, but I finally do. All that work however hasn't stopped my unrepentant slacking: I've decided to play the stockmarket with $500,000 of virtual money. Of course, given the Dow's entertaining bounciness recently, I may just leave it in the virtual bank.