I have been long in searching. There have been many pretenders to the throne. But finally I have found it, the holy grail of the procrastinator: the purest waste of time in the entire world. Go. Be awestruck. And hold the button. (Thanks to matt for the link, and Moof for the PCC link)

Also, Evil Dan will be pleased to know that a complete guide and online translator is now available for l33t 5p33|<.