A recent IM conversation:

Ed: you sat on your camera?
Laurie: It was tragic
Ed: sounds tragic. though also a little funny, to be honest.
Laurie: It was in my back pocket.
Laurie: It's usually not a problem. Guess I'm too fat.
Ed: yes, you are morbidly obese
Ed: idiot
Laurie: Whatever
Laurie: The camera doesn't lie.