We're the third world and we suck
We suck!
Our lives rely on luck
On luck!
Our drinking water's cholera,
And all our food is muck,
We wish we were Ameri*ca*...
'Cause the third would really sucks

We're the third world and we suck
We suck!
We'd kill you for a buck
One buck!
Our government is stupid
And our government's corrupt
We don't impeach our president
'Cause he's got no **** to suck
And the press is censored any*how*...
We're the third world and we suck

We're the third world and we suck
We suck!
Our lives rely on luck
On luck!
Our money is the US dollar
It's borrowed from the states
We'll pay back in three thousand - one
If they fix the interest rates
That's if the oil will last that *long*...
'Cause the third world really sucks

We're the third world and we suck
We suck!
Our government's kaput
So duck!
Bullets flying back and forth
Across the capital
The army's in on this one guys
So better run like hell
The states is gonna kick our *ass*...
'Cause the third world really sucks.

We're the third world and we suck
We suck!
And all of us are nuts
We're nuts!
We hate the states with all our hearts
We rip Americans apart
But we stock up on Nike gear
Wear Hilfiger from toe to ear
Next thing we'll all be hunting *deer*...
'Cause we're the third world and we suck!