I'll bet you 50p that our Christmas party was more fun than your company's. Unfortunately, the suit looked stupid, although that was pretty much a given. Luckily it got taken off very early on in favour of dancing a lot with my co-workers, who were making considerably more efficient use of the free bar than I was.

A good time was had by all, I think. Somebody left with my extremely expensive, very new, wonderfully warm winter coat though(!) :-( I hope a company-wide email retrieves it tomorrow or I shall be a sad panda.

Also, it's 3am and I'm still awake. I have consumed near-toxic levels of caffeine. Luckily, thanks to the joy of hangovers I am still going to be one of the most alert people at the office tomorrow.

Update: Coat was returned by some woman from finance who was very cagey about how it came into her possession. Bless drunk people.