Thanks to Timothy for the link to the definitive penis size survey. Go on, you know you want to know really. (Warning: contains 4 clinical pictures of penises, for the purpose of illustrating how measurements were made.) Interesting tidbits from the survey: white men apparently have bigger dicks than black men after all (what?), and when viewing someone with a larger penis, gay/bisexual men are 50% more likely to react with "awe". ROFL.