So, I've had a pretty shit week so far. On Monday at 5pm, I was unexpectedly made redundant -- along with the rest of my department, going up two levels of management -- from my dream job. At 10am this morning, as per previous scheduling, I had a wisdom tooth extracted. So now I sit here, jobless, unable to eat solid food, bleeding profusely. I think we can all agree this week can only go up from here.

Oh, and believe me, the irony of the post immediately preceding this one is in no way lost on me.