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You know the old chestnut about what would happen if Microsoft made cars? Well, now they do. And...

January 18, 2003·1 min read

You know the old chestnut about what would happen if Microsoft made cars? Well, now they do. And it's almost exactly the same as the jokes. Remind me not to buy a BMW, okay?

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