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Darth Vader is... my penis

June 5, 2005·1 min read

Not an auspicious return to blogging, I'll admit.

My penis's new name is Darth Vader the Strangely Proportioned Liquorice Strap.
Name Your Penis today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

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Laurie Voss is a developer, writer, and recovering npm co-founder. Writing about technology and what it means for humans since 2001.

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