I'm sure no one will be surprised to learn that I "seek attention and praise" and am "self-centered". It gets quite close to the bone though:

They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Whoops! I didn't realise that was a common psychosis. Likewise, the schizoidal stuff sounds like me:

They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

On the plus side, I'm not as crazy as I used to be... back in high school I was also avoidant and clinically depressed. Go me!

This test via Errorfied, who was really quite insistent that I link to him.