I'm not really online at the moment, being in Trinidad and all, but a few things have been brought to my attention that could use some blogging:

A garbage collector for C and C++ may come in useful if I ever get around to writing some code...

Get Your War On is still hilarious, and also heroic for publicly berating the appointment of Henry Kissinger and John Poindexter to, well, any position of responsibility at all. These people are war criminals; why the fuck is the Bush administration giving them jobs? What is wrong with this picture? Maybe I should run for president.

It seems other people than me are baiting the 419 scammers

Timothy is totally trying to depress me by appearing on a list of notable Trinidadians.

And finally, for some holiday cheer, make sure you get your vicar to recount the story about reindeer bursting into flames to an audience of 5-year-olds. That'll be funny.