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Vote not-Tory

April 12, 2005·1 min read

It's not racist to vote for the Tories - but it helps!

The Tory campaign poster generator, via darling Artemis. Unnecessarily involved grammatical examinations of the above slogan will not be accepted in the comments as long as Labour are still getting away with "Forward, not back".

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