[{"_1":2,"_40":-5,"_41":-5},"loaderData",{"_3":4},"routes/__layout/tag.$name",{"_5":6,"_7":8},"tagName","donald rumsfeld","posts",[9,30],{"_10":11,"_12":13,"_14":15,"_16":17,"_18":19,"_20":21,"_22":23,"_24":25,"_26":27,"_28":29},"id",201,"title","Ding, dong the witch is dead","excerpt","Hell yes. Democrats take the House AND the Senate, and Rumsfeld finally gets the boot. Best day in politics in a long time.","body","\r\n\r\n

Well, not dead, but at least somebody got around to firing his ass.\r\n\r\n

We've got the house, the senate, and the big ol' cherry on top that is a Rumsfeld-shaped hole at the Pentagon! Woohoo! It is a good, good day folks.","updated",["D",1163010575000],"created",["D",1163010575000],"codename","ding_dong_the_witch_is_dead","legacy_id","3537","published",["D",1163010575000],"draft",false,{"_10":31,"_12":32,"_14":33,"_16":34,"_18":35,"_20":36,"_22":37,"_24":38,"_26":39,"_28":29},419,"Resign, Rumsfeld","Rumsfeld literally confused Saddam Hussein with Osama bin Laden. Twice. In 20 minutes. Maybe we didn't invade Afghanistan because these idiots couldn't find it on a map. The conspiracy theories were dumb, but at least they required basic competence to execute.","\r\n\r\n

In continuing evidence that the US administration is in fact run by completely fucking crazy psychos, on September 10th Donald Rumsfeld audibly equated Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, twice in the same 20 minute period:\r\n

\r\n\"The leader of the opposition Northern Alliance, Masood, lay dead, his murder ordered by Saddam Hussein, by Osama bin Laden, Taliban's co-conspirator...\"\r\n

\r\nand then\r\n

\r\n\"Saddam Hussein, if he's alive, is spending a whale of a lot of time trying to not get caught. And we've not seen him on a video since 2001...\"\r\n

\r\n\r\n

Forget the oil conspiracy, forget the Iranian spy who fed us fake evidence, forget the Bush family's urge to finish what they started in the Gulf War. The reason we went after Saddam instead of Osama may in reality be that these idiots can't tell the difference between the two.\r\n

\r\n\"Oh, that's Afghanistan? So what have we been invading? Oh, damn.\"\r\n

\r\n\r\n

At least the conspiracy theories made sense...",["D",1095880147000],["D",1095880147000],"resign_rumsfeld","3065",["D",1095880147000],"actionData","errors"]

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