Posts tagged “hunting”

Five hunters killed each other in a gun battle over a deer stand, with zero deer harmed. Would've been perfect if the deer had eaten the bodies, but they're vegetarian. Damn hippies.

Remote-controlled internet hunting is idiotic. Hunting was always a thin justification for killing things, but at least it involved actually being there. Clicking a mouse to shoot a deer from your couch strips away every last pretense. If you can't afford the trip to Texas to kill things, maybe don't kill things.