Another week without sleep, another deadline met. Having caught 14 hours of sleep to make up for...

Another week without sleep, another deadline met. Having caught 14 hours of sleep to make up for not having any for the last three days, I am feeling a trifle more human now. Or as human as I ever get.
Today's surreal-humour dose is provided by Divorce-Online.co.uk. Okay, so fair enough, people get divorced a lot nowadays, and it's expensive and inconvenient, so an online shop is a good idea. But what really completes the picture is the pinnacle of stupid marketing tactics: their self-branded online dating service. So you can happily spend the rest of your life bouncing from one site to the next, picking 'em up and dropping 'em off. I mean, where better to find a date than at a site called "Divorce Online"?