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More interestingly, the Devil's Dictionary (via plasticbag) provides definition-based humour for the digital age, including such gems as web standards ("A large stick or cudgel, used by the slightly more anal-retentive to beat the slightly less anal-retentive" and blog ("To noisily and simultaneously void one’s spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels, e.g. 'Get outta my way! I think I’m gonna blog!'").