Posts tagged “links

Blonde JokeJan 13, 2006

Check out this blonde joke — possibly the best ever. Not PC, but I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Have some linkageJul 10, 2004

A grab-bag of links: Rock Paper Saddam, sexist investment bankers, the BBC photo competition, surprisingly homo-friendly B&Bs, infinite cats, Britney's hilarious mission statement, and turning your iPod into a wireless jukebox.

Please work.Nov 4, 2003

Fingers crossed for this thing to work.

A guy greased his shoes with butter, and the BBC is running topical limericks. The internet remains a strange and wonderful place.

Exploring CMS options and related tools, collecting links on software integration ideas.

Links: optical illusions, BoingBoing's Rotten.com guestbar with a hidden "FUCK YOU ALL" message, a deeply unsettling photo, a bummer, and gay webcomics. FAGZ beats Boy Meets Boy on laughs and nudity, which is basically my main criterion anyway.

Fun links: fight me as a kung-fu monkey, test your ESP, and get your mind read by a Flash program (spoiler: there's a trick to it).

Blogstakes offers crappy prizes, but more fun is the Devil's Dictionary's sardonic tech definitions, like blog: "To noisily and simultaneously void one's spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels."

A roundup of fun links: a website with a big red "delete everything" button, the real Hogwarts Express, Homeland Security jewelry, conceptual art mocking commerce, and a pile of Mac vs. Windows debate fodder.

It's September 12th, so crack whores and inappropriate behavior rule the day. Also, check out IWantOneOfThose for novelties like a metal-cutting torch and an L39 fighter jet. Don't buy anything though, it's my Christmas shopping territory.

Two fun links: ogle attractive men at MostBeautifulMan (feminism!), and check out Fark's hilarious photoshops of legalized weed advertising. Plus, automated shopping carts are coming to replace cheap labor. The weed.com/switch campaign is my favorite.

A gay RPG geek blogger who makes me jealous, plus Homestar Runner links that are very funny.

FARK got punk'd by a diving humor site. Also: Buddhist spaceship cults, online population stats, dragon truthers, and drunk driving consequences. I finally wrote some Java after classpath hell, then promptly slacked off by playing the virtual stock market with $500k I'm too scared to invest.

Day 3 at IBM, posting from the office since my accommodation only has dialup. Found a fascinating first-hand account of an epileptic seizure written by the person experiencing it in real time. Beautiful writing, terrifying to imagine witnessing it live.

Two posts in one day -- sorry! Check out AllTooFlat.com, especially *A Brie History of Time* and the Google mirror. Also, the stock market's continuing slide looks eerily like 1929, and I'm worried history is about to repeat itself.

Linked to a penis size survey with surprising findings: white men apparently outsize black men (who knew?), and gay/bisexual men are 50% more likely to react with "awe" to larger endowments. Science is wonderful.

I found Anna Kournikova bestiality pics and I'm linking them. Scroll down on the site. Check archives if it's been a while. Buwahahaha.

GagPipe aggregates satirical websites so you don't have to choose just one. Also, Simon Miles may have just helped me figure out what to do with my life.

A batch of bookmarks worth sharing: Afghan history, port forwarding tips, keyboard shortcut myths, free mailing lists, world flags, Winamp volume leveling, friend quizzes, genuinely gross content, exploding dogs, queer superhero comics, gay characters in mainstream comics, a Java IDE, UK maps, animal symbolism, and fantasy art galleries.

Shout-outs to cut-and-paste graffiti artists and Nobby the Northern Dinosaur's 50 things wrong with the modern world. Martian FM is worth a visit too.

I want one of these.

Flying cars are getting closer to reality. The SkyCar looks amazing but needs a 70-meter landing circle, so driveway parking isn't happening anytime soon. Still, it looks like the Mach 5!