"When it comes to our security, we really don't need anybody's permission." In other news, the UN...


"When it comes to our security, we really don't need anybody's permission."
In other news, the UN and NATO both disbanded, citing irrelevance.

Everyone should read the Borowitz Report, even if he is a self-satisfied dickhead.

Laurie Voss is a developer, writer, and recovering npm co-founder. Writing about technology and what it means for humans since 2001.

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