Posts tagged “america”

Today I became an American citizen. I came partly for safety -- Trump's Muslim Ban terrified green card holders like me -- but also because after 11 years, America has seeped into me. Despite its very real flaws, I'm fundamentally optimistic about this country's future. And wanting to help fix it? That's pretty American.

Never forget.

I took a quiz and apparently I'm an Intellectual. Which America-hating minority are you?

America's obesity epidemic has a new solution: skip diet and exercise, just buy a $2,295 home defibrillator. It won't prevent the heart attack, just maybe save you from dying of one. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery, so try not to have a cardiac event before then.