Posts tagged “dreams”

It seemed funny at the timeMar 8, 2007

I had a dream where an Irish barman explained whale drinking habits to me, complete with infographics. Mink whales drink you under the table; white whales drink you completely underwater. I woke up laughing for 30 seconds. My brain is weird.

Safe dreamingMay 28, 2005

I dreamed I almost had sex, but spent the whole time searching for a condom instead. When I realized mid-dream it was a dream and I'd wasted all that time on safe sex precautions, the frustration woke me up. HIV awareness campaigns have ruined even my fantasy life.

Early sunday morning, while I was asleep and failing to notice the beginning of daylight savings...Oct 27, 2003

Had a vivid dream about accidentally throwing a free bar for all of Oxford Street. Saturday was great: coffee with friends, a genuinely stunning Tate exhibition where strangers spontaneously made art in a giant ceiling mirror, Mystic River (well-acted but pointless), and a random night ending with a warm wait for buses.

I get an entirely higher class of bizarre dream than most people, I think. Last night, I found...Mar 22, 2003

Last night I dreamed I was back in secondary school taking an English test, until it took a sharp turn into existential weirdness. I recreated the question as accurately as I could. I suspect it's asking for the meaning of life, but please, no smart-ass answers.